Bad timing

Well, it's later on today - yes it is! I know it's not in terms of the previous blog, wherein was contained the promise of a blog later on today, er, yesterday, but I just couldn't manage it, sorry! You'll have to make do with a pome I have wrote.

A Blogger's Lament
Oh! I wish I could blog every day
But my head doesn’t let me, okay?
There are others who do
But I’m just not like you;
There’s a block on my brain
And so, once again,
I can’t think of a damn’ thing to say.

Oh! I wish I could blog every week,
But my life is exceedingly bleak
It drifts by so sadly,
I’d swap it quite gladly
Because, as a rule
It’s distinctly uncool
Writing words that have flimsy physique

Oh! I wish I could blog every quarter,
That interval’s one that I oughter
Attempt to achieve
And, at least, I believe,
I could meet the time scale
And so thusly regale
You with noteworthy essays – well, sorta

But I think I’ll just blog every year
‘Cos I know that I’m no pioneer;
Then more are a bonus
And therefore the onus
Upon me decreases,
I’ll store up some pieces,
Thus leaving me more time for beer.